What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why was the boy sad? because.

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