- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Emily Walker.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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