what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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