- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Do the roar!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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