- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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