Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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