- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Jersey Shore.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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