- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Neil Lewis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is funnier than 24 69

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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