While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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