Bob Saget that is all

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What if I told you.....potatoe

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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