Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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