roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Jersey Shore.

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