- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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