How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is the name of the car? What

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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