- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Dislike this.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

sharks

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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