What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Justin Bieber

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

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