how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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HEY!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Bob Saget that is all

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Take wrong turns

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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