- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Hail Hitler

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Who is it?

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Beka has AIDS

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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