guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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