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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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