Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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