- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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think twice or at least think

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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