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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Do the roar!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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