what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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