- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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