Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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BIG PENIS

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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