- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Women's rights

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A mormon walks into a bar.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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