Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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