wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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WNBA

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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