A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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HEY!

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Bob Saget that is all

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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