- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Women's rights

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Terry has ebola

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural