Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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