How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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