why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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