How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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69.... is a number

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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