What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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