Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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