Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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