Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Yo Mamma

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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