What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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clamidia

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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