Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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