What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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YOLO

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Libraries.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Diana and victoria

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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