- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Hey, you have small hands.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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