- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I just threw up..In my pants.

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