Poker? I barely even know her.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

there once was a black man who played basketball

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

SEX

im telling maguire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

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