Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Justin Bieber

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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