- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Your Mom

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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