- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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