Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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want more?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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A man goes to the potty.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Sarah Palin.

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when debbie meets downer

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America

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This is an anti-joke.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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