what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

WNBA

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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