- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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