- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

guess what>? your mum lol

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

okay so theres this guy.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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