there once was a black man who played basketball

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Turkeys are obese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Poker? I barely even know her.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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