What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Antijokes...

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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