Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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