yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

PENIS

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Antijokes...

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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