Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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The FCC

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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8===D

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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