- Anti Joke

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.