whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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