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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Skinny people fart less.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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