What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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