- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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