- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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