- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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